bush bash boshing
just boshed on orkut, about bush

"i hate bush
i love hugo chavez
i love indore
i hate bush
this is all bosh, balderdash"
wich brings us to the core issue, ie, Indore
Me and the IIM Indore interview panelists went off like a house on fire.
GD wasnt that good, but it was one hell of a boring case study anyways. i was just trying to open my mouth once in a while so that i wudnt be left behind :D
i really should note down the interview in greater detail, but i havent got much time
for future reference, lemme list out the points
1) application of management principles in civil engg
(waah they dint allow me to go civil-bashing)
2)road network optimisation or some such crap...went off into MMTS
3)delhi metro, sreedharan, comparison of the 3 over various parameters
4)parameter change across cities - 3x3 matrix
5)matrix operations!!
6)mumbai soil, foundation, queerity, earthquake, remedy
GB: tell us el literary champo, have u read any wordsworth?
rr:No sir!
GB:any plays at all?
rr:No sir!
GB:read any books by ____
rr: ?
GB:read any books by ____
rr: ???
GB:read any books by Arthur Hailey?
rr: yes sir, Airport (had actually read the beginning before giving up :D)
GB: whats the story?
rr: ummm...awww...some crap abt airport maintenance
GB: eyes pop out in disbelief
rr: swift backpedalling...force-fed by dad story, bachpan ki kahani
GB: well read Grisham?
rr:yes yes yes
GB: latest book?
rr: King of Torts, no wait, theres one after that too
GB: what?
rr: boing
some more fart abt grisham the firm adn then mafia
onto heavy industries crap, boing boing boing
OPEC, venezuela, CHAVEZ, AP, done!

"i hate bush
i love hugo chavez
i love indore
i hate bush
this is all bosh, balderdash"
wich brings us to the core issue, ie, Indore
Me and the IIM Indore interview panelists went off like a house on fire.
GD wasnt that good, but it was one hell of a boring case study anyways. i was just trying to open my mouth once in a while so that i wudnt be left behind :D
i really should note down the interview in greater detail, but i havent got much time
for future reference, lemme list out the points
1) application of management principles in civil engg
(waah they dint allow me to go civil-bashing)
2)road network optimisation or some such crap...went off into MMTS
3)delhi metro, sreedharan, comparison of the 3 over various parameters
4)parameter change across cities - 3x3 matrix
5)matrix operations!!
6)mumbai soil, foundation, queerity, earthquake, remedy
GB: tell us el literary champo, have u read any wordsworth?
rr:No sir!
GB:any plays at all?
rr:No sir!
GB:read any books by ____
rr: ?
GB:read any books by ____
rr: ???
GB:read any books by Arthur Hailey?
rr:
GB: whats the story?
rr: ummm...awww...some crap abt airport maintenance
GB: eyes pop out in disbelief
rr: swift backpedalling...force-fed by dad story, bachpan ki kahani
GB:
rr:
GB: latest book?
rr: King of Torts, no wait, theres one after that too
GB: what?
rr: boing
some more fart abt grisham the firm adn then mafia
onto heavy industries crap, boing boing boing
OPEC, venezuela, CHAVEZ, AP, done!

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